🪓 Chop Chop Inc.
A game about wood. 🪵
A game about revenge. 🔥
A game where the ducks are definitely planning something! 🦆🪓
Grab an axe, chop everything into pieces and rise from flimsy desk jockey to unstoppable, sawdust-spewing wood-working powerhouse!
It’s time to show your evil ex-employer Furnox Corporation who’s boss!
(Spoiler: it’s you. With an axe.)
🌳 Cut down trees
Trees of all shapes, sizes, colors and questionable physics.
If it stands upright and looks even remotely choppable, congratulations: It’s firewood now!
🪵 Collect & process resources
Turn raw nature into refined building materials using machines that absolutely should not be left unattended.
Logs become planks.
Planks become furniture.
Furniture becomes profit. 💰
🔨 Craft like a maniac
Create furniture, props and tools, including deeply unnecessary but deeply impressive designs like:
A wooden PC (Wood has excellent thermal properties... right?)
A wooden weight bench (Splinters only make you stronger!)
If it exists ... you can probably make it out of wood!
🚚 Distribute
Load up your handcrafted chaos and ship it to the nearby city.
Earn money.
Reach new customers.
Confuse absolutely everyone.
🛒 Buy components
Can't chop it? Can’t craft it?
Buy it!
Use bought components to level up your character or jam them into your creations like a true artisan.
🌱 Start your business!
Begin with nothing but ambition and poor financial decisions.
Build your headquarters and expand into a world packed with secrets, resources and questionable business ethics.
🏕️ Explore 5½ distinct areas
Yes. Five and a half.
Don’t ask. You’ll see.
Each region is unique (except for the Half! That one is only half-unique.) :
New tree types
New visual styles
New characters
New problems you’ll solve with an axe
🦆 Meet wacky characters
Meet quirky personalities, help them, befriend them and integrate them into your production chain
... completely voluntarily, of course ...
⚠️ Warning:
The ducks are up to something! 🦆
They know ...
You know they know ...🔪
🪑 Master furniture crafting
Build an ever-growing catalog of furniture using blueprints, rare materials and raw creative chaos.
Minimalism is optional. Overengineering is encouraged.
🏗️ Leave a mark
Upgrade the nearby city to unlock new customers, missions, secrets, and character upgrades.
Urban development has never involved this much ... wood.
💎 Unique trees
Stone trees
Metal trees
Electric trees
Nobody knows why they exist.
Your axe doesn’t care.
Uncover their mysterious origins as you progress ... or just chop first and ask questions later.
💪 Character stats
Improve your character by interacting with the world and using exercise equipment.
Yes, you can bench press your way to better woodworking.
No, we will not explain the science.
⚙️ Powerful upgrades
New machines.
Better axes.
"Smarter" distribution.
Automation that makes your empire run smoother than a freshly sanded plank.
🍲 Cooking
Turn resources into delicious meals that boost your stats.
Because nothing fuels industrial-scale lumber destruction like a hearty stew.
✨ Secrets & Easter Eggs
Hidden details.
Optional challenges.
Playful surprises.
Rewards for players who poke every corner like an unhinged raccoon.
✌️ Gestures
Let the world around you know how you feel.
Even if the world doesn't want to know.
