- Go Left, Go Right, Do Whatever - winners don't respect board game conventions. Winners cut through the middle of the board and tell Candyland to shove it.
- Meddle with Forces Beyond Your Ken - Every round, players vote to change one rule about the game. Adjust your strategy to succeed, or get left in the dust!
- Don't call it "Bribery!" - That's the invisible hand of the free market shoving $100 into your jeans.
- Ruin Real-Life Friendships - Cut the dead weight from your social group in classic board-game style!
- Build a Legacy - Will you be remembered a Miser? A Titan of Industry? A Peasant? Every smart move is another scene in your Oscar-winning biopic, and every dumb move is another shovelful of dirt in your stupid, stupid, anonymous grave.
