Your legal career is about to go down in flames. Intentionally.
Attorney Disbarment Adventure is a darkly comedic, interactive narrative game where your sole objective is to get disbarred—spectacularly. Play as a defense attorney or prosecutor navigating ethically questionable cases, bureaucratic insanity, unpredictable judges, unhinged clients, and the terrifying power of your own bad decisions.
Will you be disbarred for incompetence? Sanctioned into insolvency? Caught bribing a witness or forging evidence? Or will you tragically fail by succeeding in court, becoming a competent lawyer and thereby losing the game?
With dozens of absurd, satirical scenarios inspired by real legal horror stories, this branching text adventure mixes legal drama with Kafkaesque humor and black comedy. Your choices matter, your clients are mostly guilty, and the justice system is watching. Closely.
Features
Multiple playable paths: Public Defender or Prosecutor
Realistic court procedures twisted into dark comedy
Dozens of disbarment endings, each with unique moral lessons
Original characters, cases, and legal dilemmas
Dynamic risk systems for flight and harm that impact courtroom outcomes
Track your sanctions, trust account, professional reputation, and mental health
Branching choices with both ethical and unethical options
Full replayability: Fail differently every time
Mature Content Notice: This game contains satire involving the legal system, violence, fraud, unethical conduct, and mental health stressors. It is intended for players with a dark sense of humor and a love of procedural storytelling.
Disbarment is not just a possibility. It’s the whole point.
