Some birds fly south for the winter. This one gets lost on the way to the vending machine.
The Derpy Pelican Pack is for those who live loud, flap wide, and follow carrots like it’s a full-time job. Equal parts confused and committed.
With this pack you'll get access to:
Pelican Skin: A glorious beak, googly eyes, and just enough dignity to cross the street.
Earphones: Perfect for listening to ocean waves, lo-fi beats, or your own dramatic inner monologue.
Carrot-on-a-Stick Tail: Is it bait? Is it motivation? Is it art? Doesn’t matter — you’ll never catch it.
Warning: May attract rabbits. And attention.
