In the far-future year of 2017 only one person can put a stop the ferocious box scourge threatening humanity's survival, you. As Lord Commander of the 'Boxpocalypse Prevention Ministry' you take the fight to the box nation's home planet and put an end to the alien cuboid menace.
Are you spicy enough to be humanity's last hope? If so, load up your megaton-laser-chaingun and prepare for launch. What radical adventures and dark mysteries will you uncover on your journey to the box dimension? Who knows? Who cares?! BEST GAME EU!!!
Features:
- A unique, free to play action adventure experience that sees you journeying to the far flung corners of the known universe
- Visceral, high-octane gunplay harkening back to the golden age of FPS
- 20 different kinds of the same box to find and explode
- A lush open world to explore, full to burst with up and down geometry and the occasional tree
- Haunting, entirely silent, original soundtrack
- Absolutely no water effects
