Behold the Kickmen ofrece una simulación de fútbol deliberadamente extravagante que pasa por alto las reglas reales del deporte. Los jugadores arrancan en el escalón más bajo del sistema de ligas inglesas y ascienden a través de partidos interminables con patadas, pases, placajes, gestión de plantilla y goles. El modo historia completo incluye drama exagerado y decisiones absurdas para impulsar tu camino hacia la gloria en la Copa del Mundo.
Cambia todo el juego a un bloodsport distópico en un futuro apocalíptico para un giro fresco en la acción deportiva casual. Este título indie para un solo jugador prescinde de cualquier opción multijugador para centrarse en el grinding en solitario. Ideal para fans de sims deportivos excéntricos y sin apuestas altas, que disfrutan de partidos repetitivos y sátiras del género.
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.
Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.
FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.
TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!
PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game.
