Dear candidate,
Thank you for submitting your application for the position of manager of Hell. We are delighted to offer you the job and would like to extend a warm welcome to you. As you may know, we have some overpopulation issues that, we believe, can be resolved with your help.
Your role will involve not only managing the current population, but also implementing innovative strategies to streamline our operations. You will be tasked with punishing sinners by using our state-of-the-art computer system, HERETIC’S FORK, developed by DeusVult Inc.
We are confident that your skills and expertise will be extremely valuable in maintaining order and efficiency in our unique environment. We look forward to having you on board and seeing the positive impact you will have on our organization.
Responsibilities include:
1. Choose a demon to act as your subordinate who will manage all site operations.
2. Protect the rift between Hell and Earth from escape attempts by Hell-dwelling heretics.
3. Punish sinners with monstrous towers that deal Holy, Unholy, and Hellfire damage.
4. Plan strategies and build strength using our deck-building system.
5. Achieve great results to get more cards for your deck.
6. Work for various departments, each representing a circle of Hell, and collaborate with them.
7. Ensure that sinners do not damage our property by keeping them from passing through.
8. Receive wages for each shift depending on the number of sinners punished. Your success depends on you alone.
9. Be an integral part of our fun, friendly team, who share a dark sense of humor.
Welcome to eternal damnation! No returns allowed.
DeusVult. Inc
ID: 2181610
