Welcome to the Ministry of Magic!
You've been given the unique opportunity (or maybe you're just expendable) to become the Junior Inspector of Occupational Safety and Health in Dungeons.
Forget about swords and magic—your true weapons are bureaucracy, safety protocols, and fine forms!
Explore ancient corridors and audit monsters for safety compliance. Is the skeleton guard working without a certified magical vision permit? Fine! Is a cultist trying to pass off a portal to Hell as a heated panoramic window? Issue a stop-work order! Is a necromancer violating the zombies' right to an 8-hour eternal rest in a coffin? Time to start a union strike!
Bureaucrat Simulator: Issue forms, check floor incline angles, and demand compliance certificates from monsters.
Satire on Fantasy & Reality: A humorous take on classic dungeons through the lens of office absurdity and labor codes.
Freedom of Choice: Be an honest inspector, take bribes ahem, "voluntary donations for office landscaping", incite undead rebellions, or pretend to be a debt collector to a toll troll.
Retro Aesthetics: Cozy terminal interface, ASCII art, and an atmospheric soundtrack.
Collection of Endings: Your decisions have consequences. Unlock all unique endings—from escaping to the Bahamas with a bag of bribes to eternal damnation in the Devil's registry office.
