Bust a Nut! A Game About Raising Cocks
Inheriting your late uncle's estate, The Nut House, wasn't exactly what you had planned for your weekend... but it's time to roll up your sleeves and get to work. Do you have the stamina to handle the world's fifth-largest nut empire?
Grab Your Nuts and Get Pulling!
Start from the bottom and work your way up. Use your own two hands to Bust a Nut! manually, or hire a massive flock of Cocks and other trusty farm animals to handle the heavy stroking for you. The more you pump into your farm, the bigger your yield becomes!
Experience Massive Growth Spurts
The Nut Tree: Climb the branch of success! Spend your nuts on the Nut Tree to unlock permanent perks that keep your wood hard and your production flowing.
Deep Prestige: When your bush is tapped out, it's time to release! Reset your progress to spread your Seed. Use those Seed Points to ensure your next growth spurt is even harder and faster.
The Blue Ball Bonus: Keep an eye out for a sudden Blue Ball... clicking it gives you a temporary, throbbing seed bonus that really hits the spot.
Play the Market with Your Nut Sack
Is your Nut Sack feeling heavy? Take it to Wall-Nut Street!
Invest in blue-chip giants like Deez & Co.
Short or long your positions to earn Gacha Tokens. Just make sure you don't get caught with an empty sack when the market goes limp!
The Nut Grab & The Creature Arena
Ready for some furry fun? Reach into the Nut Grab to spend your hard-earned nuts on a new companion. You might pull out a Dirty Pussy, a Smelly Beaver, or even a Big Ass.
Train Your Unit: Every creature comes with four signature moves, like Small Squeeze, Heavy Pant, or Huge Load.
The Nut Cracker: Take your prize Cock to the arena and beat off the competition! Defeat the four legendary trainers to earn the ultimate prize: a Pearl Necklace for your sweetheart.
A Twist You Won't See Coming!
Travel the land to defeat the four elite Gym Leaders:
Ben Dover
Phil McCracken
Mike Oxmal
Anita Hanjaub
Bust a Nut! is a game of girth, grit, and high-frequency friction.
Wishlist now... it's going to be a long night in the barn!
