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Steam
You Suck At Football
Windows
1d ago
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Steam
4,99 €
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Control the Ball

Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.

Physics-Based

This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.

  • One slip = massive progress loss

  • No checkpoints in hard mode

  • Every climb is earned

Multiplayer Mayhem

Play solo or in online multiplayer.

“Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”

“We were right at the top!!”

“I swear I’m uninstalling.”

Climb a Massive World of Rage

From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.

  • Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty

  • Vertical level design inspired by Only Up

  • No loading screens, just pure upward pain

Perfect for Streamers and Friends

The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.

Warning: This game will test your patience.

  • Rage quits expected.

  • Friendships may be lost.

  • But if you make it to the top…