YEAH YEAH IT LOOKS EASY, TRY IT THEN
Break the Machine
Playgrounds are silent, smiles are scheduled, and fun is filed under “forbidden.” In this clock-punching land of absolute order, one ordinary man refuses to lock away his inner kid. Stuffed into a slapdash cardboard mech suit, he bounces skyward to prove that chaos is worth every bruise.
Pogo Physics
● Pure Momentum – Every jab of the spring obeys real-world inertia; miss the angle and you’ll ricochet straight back to pavement.
● No Checkpoints – One slip, restart. Skill — or sheer stubbornness — is all that keeps you going.
● Tilt, Snap, Shatter – Platforms sway, crumble, or launch you skyward like a catapult; every surface becomes a fresh launchpad for your next leap.
Jet Jitters
● Micro Thruster – A jury-rigged jetpack gives a heartbeat of thrust — just enough to rescue you… or send you spiraling.
● Fuel on Fumes – The tank empties in seconds; refills are scarce and never convenient.
● Last-Chance Heroics – Fire the thruster at the perfect millisecond to salvage free-fall panic or stretch your flight by a few humbling meters.
Obstacles With Issues
Spike walls that track your hops, swinging wrecking hammers, cannons that treat you like target practice — everything here craves a cardboard casserole. Outsmart them or become one.
Bounce, Crash, Climb
Expect spectacular ascents, catastrophic nosedives, and the smug grin of gravity itself. Each wipeout is a lesson; every retry is a victory lap for your sanity (and your bruises). Gravity might get you down, but the climb back up? That’s where the glory’s at.
Ready?
Pogo a cardboard mech through madness, blast that jetpack on fumes, and punch gravity where it hurts. Suit up — cereal boxes and all. (Single-player now; co-op climbing madness coming soon!) See you at the summit... if the duct tape holds.
