hey. want to start a cult?
slides you this old, kinda glowing phone
this phone? it's your new bff (if cult leader is your dream job). it's a cozy incremental game. you tap, numbers go up, and you build a surprisingly deep cult-y media empire.
the phone's the key.
it gets passed down, leader to leader. now it's your turn.
grab apps like faithbook, instagrim, & hypnoscroll. you'll be optimizing faithbait titles, analyzing cult trends, responding to followers and, y'know, normal cult stuff.
gather your flock: collect faith, cash, and followers. leader stats grow (mostly) with age and really help out. but they get kinda tired. and old.
new beginnings: leaders eventually ascend. they leave behind 'devotion dust' (currency) for new apps and sweet permanent upgrades. then, the phone finds a new leader.
let it flow: you'll tap a bit at first. later? automate resource gathering, even influencer minigames. just chill and watch your cozy cult expand.
new cult, who dis?: who even gave you this phone? might be fun to find out.
so yeah.
download apps. play quirky influencer minigames. automate all the things. ascend for power. unravel a weird mystery. all from this one special phone.
it's pretty chill.
(until it isn't. jk. probably.)
